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The Dungeons and Dragons Geek by *Nine-Tailed-Fox:iconNine-Tailed-Fox:



And in our group there was a Dragons geek
His skin was white, and his body was weak
But what he lacked in strength and body mass
He made up for in knowledge of Wee Jas.
He warned the others about her powers
His truthful teaching went on for hours.
After he was done, the Pardoner said,
“You and I are brothers, my good friend!”
“Dear sir, are you accusing me of lies?
I swear to Vecna my words have no ties
They are free and true, Nerull strike me down.
You say we are brothers?  To that I frown.”
There is no loyal a man than the geek.
Just ask the elves, orcs, or dwarves: they’ll shriek
And talk of his goodness and vast wisdom
Surpassing that of a silver dragon.
Even Erythnul will show him pardon
For his path has been chosen by Fharlanghn.
He is destined to help those most in need,
To spread the word and sew the seed
Of Gods and Goddesses seated most high,
Which can be hard, since he hardly sees sky.
©2006-2009 *Nine-Tailed-Fox
:iconnine-tailed-fox:

Author's Comments

how i love them so :heart: this is not meant to be offensive to anyone, especially since i myself play dungeons and dragons when my brother and i are bored. we had to write a poem in english class using heroic couplets (sorry if its in the wrong category). the point was to portray a character the way chaucer would if they were in the canterbury tales. i, as you can tell, chose the D&D geek. if you get this assignment at your school too, be warned: this is on turnitin.com! beware, for Erythnul is always watching...

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so my poem makes sense:

Wee Jas, goddess of magic, death, vanity, and law.
Vecna, god of destructive and evil secrets.
Nerull, god of death, darkness, murder and the underworld.
Erythnul, god of hate, envy, malice, panic, ugliness, and slaughter.
Fharlanghn, god of horizons, distance, travel, and roads.

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i love this so much!!

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All of which makes me anxious, at times unbearably so
:iconblueblades47:
my friend is coming over today and we're making our version of it using characters from our books so we're nerds too lol

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Parlez- vous francais? Est-que vous parlez francais? VOUS PARLEZ FRANCAIS!? Parce que je ne parle pas anglais!!!

lol, j/k i speak english and a bit of french too!!!
:iconkevinchampion:
whoa... thats all i have to say... whoa...

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Eureka 7 all the way!

The Eureka seveN fanclub! [link]
:iconfaerieofwind:
That's really cool :-)

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:iconnine-tailed-fox:
thank you ^^ :glomp:

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"For those few moments, you were, Marcello, truly, genuinely kind to me..." -- Angelo, Dragon Quest 8 :rose:
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!" -- Sander Cohen, Bioshock :blackrose:
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:iconnine-tailed-fox:
dude...that was a deep comment...

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"For those few moments, you were, Marcello, truly, genuinely kind to me..." -- Angelo, Dragon Quest 8 :rose:
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!" -- Sander Cohen, Bioshock :blackrose:
FOOD ANIMAL CONTEST! See my journal for info!
:iconnine-tailed-fox:
lol ^^ D&D is a lot of fun to play. i have a character who is a chinchilla who rides a black dragon nightmare :D its pretty sweet :w00t!:

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"For those few moments, you were, Marcello, truly, genuinely kind to me..." -- Angelo, Dragon Quest 8 :rose:
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!" -- Sander Cohen, Bioshock :blackrose:
FOOD ANIMAL CONTEST! See my journal for info!
:iconnine-tailed-fox:
yay!!! thank you for the fav! im so glad you like it!!! :heart: :blowkiss: :heart:

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"For those few moments, you were, Marcello, truly, genuinely kind to me..." -- Angelo, Dragon Quest 8 :rose:
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!" -- Sander Cohen, Bioshock :blackrose:
FOOD ANIMAL CONTEST! See my journal for info!
:iconfurwolf:
cools, i bet ms. deal will love it
:iconnine-tailed-fox:
thanks! OoOoOo, i hope she will :fingerscrossed: i hope the same for you, too! :hug:

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"For those few moments, you were, Marcello, truly, genuinely kind to me..." -- Angelo, Dragon Quest 8 :rose:
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!" -- Sander Cohen, Bioshock :blackrose:
FOOD ANIMAL CONTEST! See my journal for info!

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